Jason's 2017 English Top 10 10. Stay - Zedd/Alessia Cara
- million reasons tag
- trashsmokers are shook
9. Beautiful Trauma - P!nk
- queen of swearing
- invented flying during live performances
8. Don't Blame Me - Taylor Swift
- gospel snake
- best pop solo nomination on lock
- hum beats everything from reputation
7. Too Good At Goodbyes - Sam Smith
- best song from a meh album
- return gaga's oscar and leave brandon alone
6. I Don't Think About You - Kelly Clarkson
- vocals queen
- single worthy
- live in the moment tag
5. Perfect - Ed Sheeran
- wedding anthem
- songwriting king, song of the year nomination on lock
- supporting a flop singer without a #1 in 9 years who begged for that feature
4. Sign Of The Times - Harry Styles
- king of 1D
- the world deserves more 5+ minutes songs
- one of the best productions in 2017
3. The Cure - Lady GaGa
- deserves music video, deserves #1
- approved by soccer mums
- stream it once, stream in twice, buy it on iTunes
2. Praying - Kesha
- note of the year, coming to snatch million grammys wig
- dr. luke can choke
- goodbye dollar sign, music not the bling
1. Perfect Places - Lorde
- pop perfection
- tch tch beats every song in 2017
- peak #113 in billboard = #BillboardIsOverParty